'The Rubbing' forwarded

Reaction of my masseuse to 'The Rubbing' by Lance Arthur: "This is toooooo funny! I almost peed my pants and had tears running down my face. Thanks for the great laugh! I'll be forwarding this on to my massage colleagues!"

I could identify with the writer because I just got 'started' as well (had 3 sessions so far). It takes time to get used to letting go when you're on the table. Especially difficult: keeping your body/ muscles relaxed when the massage hurts. This happens when the masseuse works on parts of the muscles which are 'clogged up'.
You think the reason that incense sticks are burnt during the massage is just to create a pleasant atmosphere? Think 'body odors'!